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SEO Poems

October 16th 2007 09:02
A colleague of mine have been exploring many things on SEO and she accidentablly bumped on some SEO poems. Thanks to her, I now have a new post.

Both these poems are not mine, nor my colleague's though. We found it quite amazing and amusing that our work can push us to create something creative. Surely, these guys think about SEO 24/7. Writing a poem about SEO would be something I would like to work on in the coming days, yes, when my work can actually give me the luxury of time.

Ranking Lovin'

I'm getting some rankings now

titles and metas helped
content gave the message
but links had to be developed
external linking growing
I'm getting anxious and can wait no longer
two months have gone by now and finally the traffic is getting stronger
look at all these orders
it was all a matter of time
the search engines updated their index and the profit is all mine

This is written by ----

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The SEO Gurus poem


Am I alone as I survey that vast wilderness outside,

Sat at home every day fettered by my own foolish pride,

I may believe I can conceive stunning cunning plans,

Yet I perceive the web I weave is lacking vital strands,

It may transpire my destiny is to conquer virtual space,

But I must wire the best of me to another spidery face,

For although knowing everything about business and site,

To grow means throwing other experts in to get it right,


So even this experienced spider who spins webs so fine,

Needs for bliss a guider to show the whole world online,

His creation, born bred and reared , now standing serene,

Will evoke elation and be revered if it can only be seen,

There's no point in Picasso no mike in Michelangelo,

If the joints a no go and the sound man doesn't show,

So that treasure you're concealing from total global view,

Measures up and has meaning with others helping you,

We all have inborn talent and also inborn failings,

So often scorn a balance, chained to our own railings,

And our world misses a website that deserved to be a star,

But not unfurled in all its might, merely cowering from afar,

Why not take your Van Dyke, or Rembrandt seen by few,

And let us make it see the light, exposed to global view,

Don't hide them in shadows behind barriers of your mind,

Where pride and jealous arrows make them hard to find,

Instead turn to experts just as good as you would like to be,

Who you'll learn to trust, and who will set your website free.

by: John Fowler

Which among the two do you like best? Do you have your own set of poems about the technicalities of your work?
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